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10knotes:

What even are cats?
WE MAY NEVER TRULY KNOW

10knotes:

What even are cats?

WE MAY NEVER TRULY KNOW

heyoitsmya:

me playing sports

heyoitsmya:

me playing sports

vinegod:

Narrating People’s Lives: On the Sidewalk! by Thomas Sanders

refreshinglyclassic:

burningoleander:

midnight-emotive:

'if lesbians use dildos why don't they just have sex with a man?'

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'if straight men like fucking women in the ass why don't they just fuck men?'

Finally, a brilliant response to a dumb question.

solarsenpai:

mostly-perfect:

So one time my dad bought a skeleton for Halloween, and one day he decided to place it in the kitchen to scare me and it went too far…

LMAO PERFECT

acadia:

The Eddie Izzard Doctrine

necrophilofthefuture:

why dream big and get let down when u can aim for mediocrity and achieve it <333

naomicampbelle:

when your parents try to give you fashion adviceimage

trust:

why does this muffin look like a hamster tho??

trust:

why does this muffin look like a hamster tho??